Six (6) hateful things about Pakistan ( Let me tell)
As if there are not enough things already to hate in the world, these are an additional six hateful things about Pakistan:-
8000 meters high Nanga Parbat is the worst thing about Pakistan, closely followed by emerald-water Ormara Beach. How can you not hate staring at snow-clad Nanga Parbat basked in yellow early-morning light (especially from Rama meadow), while a clear water stream flows beneath you? Add to this a hot cup of tea and your hate-hell is complete. Behind you is a clear road lined with trees in different hues of yellow and orange. You turn your head and you see the turquoise water of Gilgit River. Awful.Then you travel towards Ormara on Coastal highway and you see miles and miles of pristine Golden sand and unexplored beach outcrops — how underdeveloped is this country? This is hateful things about Pakistan No 1.
The calories packed Pakistani Mangoes like Sindhri, Chaunsa, Anwar Ratol, and Langra are sooo bad for the waste line, but we must eat a ton every June. We practically survive the summer months on Langra and chilled Lassi. Every summer we pile on the fat and just when we are about to tip over into diabetic range, thankfully winter comes in. This savory treat is the devil’s fiddle. It is un-Pakistani not to eat mangoes till you pop—how unhealthy!
The hateful things about the Pakistan list don’t end here. Only Pakistanis understand the quirkiness of the place. So, to all the Pakistan haters, I get it!, I understand why you hate us, cuz you don’t get us. Even I don’t get us, but I swear there is no country like this Schizo!12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos
PostScript.
Indians, using the anonymity of social media, utter the most hateful things to say to someone, about Pakistan — that’s not nice. It’s like the hateful things trump’s republicans say to Obama’s democrats. Maybe Pakistanis need to write a Sei Shonagon novel “Hateful things”, as a rejoinder. This satire will definitely topple the Indian hate brigade, as an exhibit. I might write an apocalyptic novel like the “Hateful things” of Terry Goodkind, in the same context.